
Lessons learned on lying, stealing recalled
My mother always said she couldn’t abide a liar. “Even if you murder someone,” she’d always admonish me.“Tellmethetruth,and then we’ll handle the situation.” I never questioned if my momthoughtIwasgoingto grow up to be a murderer, or whatshewoulddotohandle thesituation.Wherewelived, I’d seen my mother back off full grown derelicts with nothing but her stare and an upliftedindexfinger.Ihadno doubt she could handle a pack of detectives, and I could picture myself telling PerryMason,“NosirIdon’t need a lawyer, just send in my mom; she’ll handle the situation.” Raymond Burr was my mother’s favorite actor.